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"Today at brunch at Doughboy's on 3rd and Fairfax, Andy Milonakis was caught canoodling with an older hunky man."
-Paul Gulyas, People magazine
No, but seriously, I saw Andy Milonakis today when I was at brunch at the above place. While dining outside, I was just biting into some turkey sausage when I heard the laughter of a small child. I looked up to see an ugly, fat kid bolting across the street to get to Doughboy's. He was with an older, taller, handsome gentleman. It was only while chewing my peculiar tasting sausage that I realized I had just had a celebrity sighting of the most pathetic kind: Andy Milonakis, of such hits as Waiting, The Andy Milonakis Show, and Jimmy Kimmel Live.
So, let's recap the celebrity sightings since I've been in Los Angeles:
1.) Michael McDonald
2.) Andy Milonakis
If I don't get to like high five Cuba Gooding, Jr. soon then this is going to be very depressing.
So what else have I been up to lately? Jorge and I took a walk to Universal City, had some lunch, and then discussed our movie project (still in its early stages) over Starbucks where I enjoyed a Banana Coconut Frappuccino with Caramel and whipped cream. I"m such a fat ass. L.A Fitness should whip me.
Besides that, we went into Santa Monica last evening to the home of one, Sherwood Tondorff of "The BC" fame. He and Joe both got jobs working at HBO because of their success on the Internet and in the news. Woody's a good guy, though he likes the whiskey a bit much. Both he and Joe apparently chugged a handle of whiskey each at work or something yesterday. By the time we got to Woody's, right off Wilshire Blvd., they were hammered.
There were actually a few girls there. Joe's Facebook Girl, AKA Caroline, a girl Woody apparently met drunkenly at a bar last weekend, and some other chick that showed up later. Of course, Pat begain to canoodle with all of them at once. It always amazes me how he blatantly sexually harasses women and somehow tricks them into liking it.
I was delighted to discover this morning that we have a garden in the backyard which grows tomatoes, grapefruits, thyme, rosemary, and oregano. Does that make me gay? Maybe that plus the fact I used the word "canoodle" twice in this blog.
I'm kinda proud of this picture.
-Paul Gulyas, People magazine
No, but seriously, I saw Andy Milonakis today when I was at brunch at the above place. While dining outside, I was just biting into some turkey sausage when I heard the laughter of a small child. I looked up to see an ugly, fat kid bolting across the street to get to Doughboy's. He was with an older, taller, handsome gentleman. It was only while chewing my peculiar tasting sausage that I realized I had just had a celebrity sighting of the most pathetic kind: Andy Milonakis, of such hits as Waiting, The Andy Milonakis Show, and Jimmy Kimmel Live.
So, let's recap the celebrity sightings since I've been in Los Angeles:
1.) Michael McDonald
2.) Andy Milonakis
If I don't get to like high five Cuba Gooding, Jr. soon then this is going to be very depressing.
So what else have I been up to lately? Jorge and I took a walk to Universal City, had some lunch, and then discussed our movie project (still in its early stages) over Starbucks where I enjoyed a Banana Coconut Frappuccino with Caramel and whipped cream. I"m such a fat ass. L.A Fitness should whip me.
Besides that, we went into Santa Monica last evening to the home of one, Sherwood Tondorff of "The BC" fame. He and Joe both got jobs working at HBO because of their success on the Internet and in the news. Woody's a good guy, though he likes the whiskey a bit much. Both he and Joe apparently chugged a handle of whiskey each at work or something yesterday. By the time we got to Woody's, right off Wilshire Blvd., they were hammered.
There were actually a few girls there. Joe's Facebook Girl, AKA Caroline, a girl Woody apparently met drunkenly at a bar last weekend, and some other chick that showed up later. Of course, Pat begain to canoodle with all of them at once. It always amazes me how he blatantly sexually harasses women and somehow tricks them into liking it.
I was delighted to discover this morning that we have a garden in the backyard which grows tomatoes, grapefruits, thyme, rosemary, and oregano. Does that make me gay? Maybe that plus the fact I used the word "canoodle" twice in this blog.
I'm kinda proud of this picture.
posted by PJG at 10/06/2006 02:12:00 PM
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